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I went to my doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. And I said, “Why?” And he said, “Because I’m trying to examine you.” [LAUGHTER] OK, I have one more. OK. My husband and I have been married for 35 years, and during the pandemic, we became even closer, like to the point of finishing each other’s sentences. Like just yesterday, my husband said, “For dinner tonight, why don’t we have –” and before he could finish his sentence, I said, “Shut up. For God’s sake, just shut up.” OK, that’s it. I’m finished.

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